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Sex is a dish best served with (wedding) cake! (Boys)

Well the time has come. You're 14 and you've been having wet dreams for over a year now. When will she come along and let you "stick it in her"?

Good news, fella. You're going to get laid. Not right now, but you will. And when it happens it'll be like fireworks going off in your head. You may pass out.

The trick is to give it a break. Stop chasing tail and start chasing money. You'll have more power, prestige, respect, and women by earning good money than you'll ever have by being a "playa".

Guys are especially prone to falling into the death triangle (sex) because we think about it about a billion times a day. That's normal and healthy. Don't worry about it when you think about doing it with your boss, your teacher, or even your cousins. Guys want to poke everything that walks. You may even have a stray thought about other guys. That's normal. It doesn't mean you're gay. If you can eat a sandwitch made with fresh cat-shit then you're probably gay. Aside from that, you're just a normal guy. Don't sweat it.

Girls are a tough thing to stay away from simply because as guys we wake up with wood and probably have a stiffie 2-10 times throughout the day. We see them dressed like sluts and hookers and we have porn flashed at us every (average) 10 minutes of online time. We see them as objects to be stuck with our dicks and nothing more. That picture can't talk. That video has no sound. She *looks* like she's enjoying him slapping her butt. That's sex! - Not really. Chances are if you slap your wife's butt till it's red like the girls online she'll press charges against you. And butt sex? Forget it.
Porn actresses take 10-12 "anal douches" to make sure they're clean before going on the set and 
getting poked in the butt. Try talking your wife into that. 

Then there's disease. One out of every 4 adults has an STD. Go ahead. Look around you. Look out
the window. If you see four adults the chances are very high one of them has a sexually transmitted disease and doesn't even know it.

"I'll only do it with clean girls" you say. Ok, look at four girls. One of them has some disease so bad you can't get it off with Comet bathroom cleaner and an SOS pad. Which one? Do you really want to
pull the trigger and see if you're the lucky winner?

The safe bet is to concentrate on school, friends, and money. Once you're successful you can deal with sex. And while good, it's never all it's cracked up to be. You'll have stronger, harder orgasms with a wet dream than you'll ever have jacking off or having sex.




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Comment Smoot
1-25-2007 at 3:16pm
lol.



I guess I'll take this into consideration :x
Comment Gynok
7-16-2007 at 5:38pm
hehe wise words (?!) - i needed that XD


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